hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

(via i-suck-dick)

ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

(via i-suck-dick)

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

(via bewbin)

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fecloras:

Classic Mary

fecloras:

Classic Mary

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nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via b00tyqua)

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intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via pizza)


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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via pizza)

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

(Source: wannajoke, via toodopetoexist)