(Source: codeddenominator, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

(Source: wandaventham, via condom)

j5h:

i love this game

(via greetings)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

denotion:

i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.

(via coluring)

onlylolgifs:

unexplained-events:

So THIS is by far one of the creepiest ads I have ever seen.

It’s for ice cream. Little Baby’s Ice-Cream

(via asassybitchjust)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via coluring)

jaclcfrost:

never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle

there is a u in bouncy 

and there’s gonna be a u in that castle

(via sniffing)

teenagenicks:

so excited for orange is the new black season 3 

teenagenicks:

so excited for orange is the new black season 3 

(via telapathetic)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

(via greetings)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via pizza)

(Source: yonsus, via thesassycat)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via oknope)


toecruise:

send this to ur crush without context

(via ionlyfollowbadblogs)